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Writer's Block: A.A. Milne

Some people find Eeyore’s gloomy outlook charming. Others prefer the bouncy enthusiasm of Tigger. Who would you rather be trapped in an elevator with: Eeyore or Tigger?

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Mmmph. Obviously Eeyore. Can you imagine being stuck in an elevator with Tigger? *shudders* Look, I love that Tiger, but that would be terrible. I think it would go something like this:

Me- Gah. Why is this taking so long?
Tigger- Hahahaheehoo! What's the matter, grumpy-pants?
Me- Well, it appears that we're stuck in an elevator.
Tigger- An adventure! I love adventures! Let's find a way to escap-ah-rooni, new buddy! I'm sure I can find one! Us tiggers are good at things like that, you know!
TIGGER BOUNCES AROUND MADLY TO NO AVAIL
I TRY THE EMERGENCY PHONE TO NO AVAIL
BOUNCING CONTINUES AS I CURL INTO FETAL POSITION
I BEGIN THINKING OF POSSIBLE SUICIDE WEAPONS

Where as the confinement with Eeyore would only be a little annoying:
Me- Gah. Why is this taking so long?
Eeyore- I think we're trapped. This always happens to me. I'm just bad luck bait.
Me- Ah, cheer up. It's not as if we're going to die. Someone will probably find us before starvation sets in.
Eeyore- We're going to die.
I SHRUG
EEYORE HUFFS
EMERGENCY PHONE ETC.
MUTUAL WHINING

Honestly, though, I'm not sure there's a right answer to this question. How exactly did they get from the Hundred-Acre Wood to this elevator?

Comments

I agree. Why are they in an elevator?
I am with you there. I would so rather have Eeyore than Tigger... But if I were to choose any of the Hundred-Acre Wood Crew to be stuck in an elevator with me it would obviously be Owl... He's smart and he can fly! =]